Sunday, January 11, 2009

All That Glitters

It's time for the Golden Globe awards and while I'll be wearing my "James Franco for Pineapple Express" sandwich board tonight, I really wish the show wasn't 3+ hours long. 45 minutes tops is plenty of time to escort Mickey Rourke offstage, explain what winning is to Anne Hathaway and wonder why the hell no one hosts the show, seriously, what's with not having a host?

Presenters include Jennifer Lopez, Jake Gyllenhaal, Drew Barrymore, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp, the Jonas Brothers, Megan Fox and Blake Lively.

Now, let's all take a moment and pray that some hottie's boob makes an appearance or that perhaps a political rant goes too far or my personal choice, someone makes a joke about the Jonas Brothers being virgins. Why else tune in?

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards air live tonight on NBC at 8:00pm.

Image: HFPA

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