Jewban?

How is Courtney Love still breathing? Really, she must have angels on her shoulders and a halo up her ass, because she's alive and well, giving an interview to Jewish magazine Heeb. Along with a few non-Jewish friendly remarks (I guess she thinks it's okay because she calls herself a Jewban, part Cuban and part Jewish; the name of the magazine is a variation of an anti-semetic slur) more swearing than a Kevin Smith film and lots of incoherent thoughts that truly capture the inner workings of Ms. Love, we learn she's working on a new album, she's off drugs and she knows more famous people then were at the Golden Globes. It's actually an interesting interview, you can read the whole thing by going here and signing up.

You’ve been panned, you’ve been adored, you’ve received a Golden Globe nod. . .

"I didn’t really want to be a movie star, and people do not understand that, because everyone wants to be a movie star, but me. Let me tell you something, man. I can’t even stomach (although I do it sometimes) dating actors, because they’re bitches. They’re women. They’re waiting around for someone to call them. You know, part of it’s self destructive as hell, and I guess a lot of people are really shocked by, you know, that kind of conscious decision that I just don’t want to play this game. Let’s also get real about it, you have a very dark, twisted, horrible thing like a suicide happen in your life, and you’re still getting fucked by the industry, but here’s the reality: Every time you buy a Nirvana record, part of that money is not going to Kurt’s child, or to me, it’s going to a handful of Jew loan officers, Jew private banks, its going to lawyers who are also bankers, its going to sixty PAs."

How’s Frances doing?

"She’s great, She’s really into, maybe, being an artist right now. And, she’s really anti the whole being famous thing. She’s really, really grounded and really cool. You know, I’m not like “cool mom.” I’m a mother. I’m not like, “Oh, honey, if you’re going to do that, do it at home.” I’m more like, “You’re not going to do that, so, fuck off, or I’m taking your computer, and your fucking, you know, Blackberry.” But, I’m a really, really good mother, and the proof is in the pudding. She’s had some bad breaks when I was on drugs, but she never saw me on drugs. I would go to New York, or I would go to a hotel, so she never saw me in that condition."

Image: Heeb Magazine