Friday, January 9, 2009

Really? Nuh Uh

Paris Hilton, the prude? Say it ain't so Joe! In the new issue of Glamour magazine, Ms. P alludes that she's not as full service as her last name might claim. According to Hilton, she's only gone all the way a couple times:

"I've only ever done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag -- they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you. He’ll want you much more if he can’t have you."

I don't know if anyone has explained this to Paris, but a couple means 2? Just 2, only 2, no more than 2. Couple = 2. 2. Dos. Couple means 2!!!

Let's see how many dudes I can "confirm" just for the hell of it.

Jason Shaw - Model
Rick Solomon - Sleazebag
Benji Madden - Guitarist
Nick Carter - Singer
Paris Latsis - Rich Dude #1
Stavros Niarchos - Rich Dude #2

Now, let's list the guys she's been "rumored" to have slept with:

Cisco Adler - Singer
Chad Michael Murray - Actor
Joe Francis - GGW Founder
Tom Sizemore - Actor (What the hell was that about?)
Simon Rex - Actor
Matt Leinhart - Football player
Val Kilmer - Actor
Travis Barker - Drummer
Jack Osbourne - Reality "star"
Josh Henderson - Actor
Alex Vaggo - Model (The pizza delivery boy!)
Brody Jenner - Reality "star"
Scott Stortch - Music producer
Jared Leto - Actor

And if you go on, there's an assload more. I'm tired, I can't type all that shit. Either way, Paris, take care of your vadge, you only get one.

Image: David LaChapelle

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