Eddie Murphy Still Blows Donkey Balls

According to Radaronline.com, the custody of Eddie Murphy and former Spice Girl Melanie Brown's love child is no longer an issue. Not that Eddie really cared, he probably phoned in his "she can keep the baby" agreement. Their daughter Angel Iris was born in 2007 and since than, there's been no mention of Eddie ever seeing the baby or paying child support. He questioned paternity quicker than his last movie bombed. According to sources, Mel B will retain custody of Angel and Eddie will receive visitation rights. I guess he can pencil little Angel Iris in between his Shrek gigs.

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