Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Friday, January 9, 2009

Really? Nuh Uh



Paris Hilton, the prude? Say it ain't so Joe! In the new issue of Glamour magazine, Ms. P alludes that she's not as full service as her last name might claim. According to Hilton, she's only gone all the way a couple times:

"I've only ever done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag -- they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you. He’ll want you much more if he can’t have you."

I don't know if anyone has explained this to Paris, but a couple means 2? Just 2, only 2, no more than 2. Couple = 2. 2. Dos. Couple means 2!!!

Let's see how many dudes I can "confirm" just for the hell of it.

Jason Shaw - Model
Rick Solomon - Sleazebag
Benji Madden - Guitarist
Nick Carter - Singer
Paris Latsis - Rich Dude #1
Stavros Niarchos - Rich Dude #2

Now, let's list the guys she's been "rumored" to have slept with:

Cisco Adler - Singer
Chad Michael Murray - Actor
Joe Francis - GGW Founder
Tom Sizemore - Actor (What the hell was that about?)
Simon Rex - Actor
Matt Leinhart - Football player
Val Kilmer - Actor
Travis Barker - Drummer
Jack Osbourne - Reality "star"
Josh Henderson - Actor
Alex Vaggo - Model (The pizza delivery boy!)
Brody Jenner - Reality "star"
Scott Stortch - Music producer
Jared Leto - Actor

And if you go on Whosdatedwho.com, there's an assload more. I'm tired, I can't type all that shit. Either way, Paris, take care of your vadge, you only get one.

Image: David LaChapelle