Flying While Intoxicated?

TMZ has reported that rocker Tommy Lee and his pilot were forced to land at Van Nuys Airport after an LAPD helicopter spotted Tommy's chopper flying "erratically." Tommy Lee was in the jump seat of the chopper at the time. Tommy was let go, while his pilot was detained then later released.

There's still some question as to whether Tommy Lee's pilot was drunk flying or if he started drinking after landing. Tommy Lee and a co-hort drinking mid-flight? No wayyyy.

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That's Not Rihanna...

Chris Brown and his wandering eyes were snapped in Dublin last night where he partied the night away at the Twenty One club..isn't he 19? Yes, he's 19, I just Wiki'd him. Just the night before he was seen in Paris with another girl, maybe he's a fan of Luda's "Area Codes" song. Google it if you don't know the lyrics folks.

Anywho, no word on who the mystery lady is with him in the picture but if he's smart, he'll get his ass back on Rihanna's good side.

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What Would Tony The Tiger Think?

"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I’m 23 years old, and despite the successes I have had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner that people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public -- it will not happen again."

That's the response from Michael Phelps through his management company Octagon over his presumed pot use. Over the weekend a picture of McSwimmy was blasted all over the internet by News of the World which showed the Olympic champ hitting the bong instead of the lanes.

As anti-drug as I am, who gives a shit? It's not like he was using pot while swimming the 17,000 laps leading up to the Olympics. Let's hope he sticks to weed, gambling and strippers and lays off the white stuff ;P

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If You Care: Danity Kane Is Over

Yep, DK is dunzo. I thought this had already happened when Diddy kicked out O'Skank and that other girl, but I guess the 3 remaining girls wanted to make it work. That was until the other blonde in the group, Shannon, didn't show up for the season.

Dawn Richard gave an interview to MTV (who else!) and discussed the dissolution of the group. From MTV.com:

"As of right now, [Danity Kane doesn't exist]," Dawn Richard told MTV News on Wednesday (January 28). "It's devastating for me."

"You'll see me and Drea [Aundrea Fimbres] try and pick up the pieces on our own [on this season's show] — pieces that we didn't even make," she continued. "We didn't even break it and we're trying to sweep it up ourselves. Puff invited all the girls to come back on this season and they chose not to. Only two of us showed up. That's fine if that's the choice."

For the full interview, click here.

Girl groups never make it! Never! If you're considering getting into one, you're better off just going straight to rehab now and skipping all the drama of having the group break up, trying to start a solo career, failing miserably at that and then doing soft core porn and a VH1 reality show just to pay the bills. It's not worth it ladies!

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Paris Says No, No, No To Amy

Paris Hilton's friendship with My BFF winner Brittany Flickinger (god, it would have sucked having that last name growing up) is dwindling fast enough for the heiress to squeak out another version of her show, this time in the UK!

Paris is launching "Paris Hilton's British Best Friend" in hopes of finding a platonic mate across the pond. Paris is doing her usual media whore rounds with the press and was asked if she considered Amy Winehouse as a choice, Hilton said, "I love her music but I don't know if I could handle that lifestyle."

Now Paris, are you sure you want to judge how Amy's lifestyle? Let's see..you've both been caught on camera using drugs, you've both been arrested, you've both had sex with questionable dudes, and when you speak, you both are equally hard to understand but for totally different reasons..all in all I think the two of you could do each other wonders!

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If I Knew You Then I Would Need Pills

D-list actress Bijou Phillips and her loser boyfriend Danny Masterson gave an interview to Papermag. Let me just say, I don't care what your religious preference is, but whyyyyyy on earth do people have to start attacking psychiatrists and medicine? OH! If you haven't guessed by now, they're devout Scientologists! Yep, they're in with Tom and Katie and that chick from Dharma and Greg. I'm starting to think celebrities secretly join Scientology just to get close to Tom's star power so they can feed off of him in hopes of getting movie deals. It's just a thought.

Anyway, Ms. Phillips told the mag, "My grandparents didn't take any pills and they were fine. Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a fucking pansy." Yes, if you suffer from any kind of emotional disability, just know, you're a fucking pansy, that's the way to make someone feel better.

She lamented on how dangerous doctors prescribing meds for depression and anxiety is. I know, there's totally no need to take medicine if you feel like killing yourself or can't leave the house. Go get a big bottle of water and some vitamins then go for a walk!! That's it, a walk would help..but wait you can't leave the house. Okay, walk in your living room for 30 minutes! That should completely cure your anxiety! If your a schizophrenic, have symptoms of psychosis..maybe you "see" things that aren't there, the vitamin/exerice route is the way to go!! *Wink wink*

When Danny was asked if Scientology has helped him be successful in Hollywood (see someone else thinks the same way I do!) he says, "The definition of Scientology is 'the study of knowledge,'" he explains carefully. "Obviously, the more knowledge you have in a given field, such as life, the more confident you are as a person. I don't feel any pressure from Hollywood at all. It's 80 percent a community of artists creating art -- there's no pressure making art, it's a necessity."

I can't stand when people think they know everything about mental illness and medication that's prescribed by a doctor. I'm not an expert, but as someone that's suffered from anxiety and depression, let me just say, you don't know shit. If you want to read what else these assholes have to say, go here.

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Sanjaya Still Sucks

I'm not even going to pretend here, I hate Sanjaya Malakar. Okay, hate is too strong of a word but I thought his 15 minutes had totally expired and we as a nation had moved on. I thought the Sanjaya juice everyone was drinking had gone flat and we were safe to go back into TV land and not see this asshole, but there he is, all over the place hawking his new book, "Dancing to the Music in My Head: Memoirs of the People's Idol." The people's idol? Hold on for just one fucking minute here, the people's idol? I don't think so. That's like saying I'm the people's Christ. No you aren't sir, no you aren't! *Points finger angrily* He also had an EP come out the same day as the book. He's like herpes, not going away anytime soon. If you want to do intentional harm to your ears and brain then pick up the book and EP, available now.

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What's That About?

Nobody likes cold feet, but what's with the boots dude? Pete Wentz was photographed at LAX airport wearing these furry boots clearly meant for a woman with no fashion sense. All I can is I hope they're faux like his marriage to Ashlee Simpson.

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Talking About Your Brothers' Junk Isn't Cool

Lily Allen is the type of person that says too much and sometimes when you say too much, you start to creep people the fuck out. She spoke freely with Attitude magazine about her brother's penis and Allen family bathroom habits.

"When I lived at home, Alfie's room was opposite the main bathroom, and I would have a bath in the morning and it never had a lock on the door and Alfie would get up and come in for a wee, he has got a huge penis."

Lily adds, "I'd just be like, 'That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!' He'd even poo in front of me a couple of times. He's got no respect. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely."

Her brother Alfie Allen has starred totally naked on broadway in Equus. Google him for penis pictures if you must.

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I SOOO Hope This Is True!!

Is it possible that there could be another Paris Hilton sex tape? Hell yes! Author Mark Ebner has a new book due to be published next month titled, "Six Degrees of Paris Hilton." Ebner claims that there's another x-rated tape floating around showing Paris "in a state of arousal in a New York taxi." Sex in a New York taxi? Eww, you might as well have wiped your vadge on a public transit seat.

This claim comes from Darnell Riley, the man in jail for blackmailing and holding Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis hostage at gunpoint. He said that he bought around 14 hours of video from two "Russian kids" who stole the video footage from Paris' home. He says there are also excerpts from Paris’ grandmother’s funeral. “She is sitting in the church shooting video of herself. She is paying no attention to the eulogy. Paris has Brandon Davis film her when she gets up to say goodbyes to her grandmother.”

If another tapes come to light we will learn nothing new about Paris, it will just be pure entertainment. What else is she good for?

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Notorious Violence

I don't understand why all of this violence is happening at the screenings for Notorious, but this is totally the wrong way to get your 15 minutes of fame.

Four people were stabbed at an unofficial after party for the release of the film in New York this past weekend. One of the victims is in critical condition after being stabbed multiple times. The party was touted as official, but Fox Searchlight claims they had no involvement with the event.

This comes after a separate shooting of a man in Greensboro, North Carolina after another Notorious film screening. The shooting took place after an argument broke out.

You would think that after watching a film where a man was murdered, you wouldn't take life for granted and treat it as the precious gift that it is. If you go see Notorious, go hug a child or pet a cat..do something kind, seriously.

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Obama Doesn't Need Your Fake Support

Who is paying Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag for these fake posed pictures? Seriously, what magazine or website is giving them money to do these photo shoots of them frolicking around, wildly in love, carefree and happy? What dumb ass thinks we care to see these pictures? My blood pressure increases whenever I see these two (I know I'm not the only one) and there must be some way to prevent them from causing anymore damage to the health of our country. *Breathe* These two idiots were "out" riding bikes, wearing Barack Obama T-shirts in support of our President-elect.

Spencer and Heidi were John McCain supporters during the presidential race, but I guess it's better late than never to show America you'll do anything for publicity, including sitting your political beliefs to the side.

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Defending Stupidity

Johnny Knoxville has taken to his blog to speak about the fake grenade that was found in his luggage earlier this week at LAX that caused him to be given a citation. Here's what the blog said:

A few days ago, I was filming some commercials for this show we are doing for MTV called Nitro Circus, so I took a bunch of silly props in my carry-on bag to the shoot. Well, when the shoot was over, the wardrobe girl packed my luggage so I could go home and, unbeknownst to me, she packed a FAKE hand grenade (a prop grenade that I’d taken to the shoot) in the front zipper of my luggage. Needless to say, when I was packing to go out of town this morning with my girlfriend and daughter, I didn’t see the FAKE grenade in my luggage.

Ah fuck was I bummed when I realized what had happened… The cops did their job and verified that it wasn’t real. Also, they were cool as they could be to me, considering the situation, and it is no ones fault but my own. I should have checked my goddamn luggage through and through, but I didn’t and now we have this incident. From what I hear, all the tabloids are saying it was a real grenade, but that’s bullshit. They just said that to make a story out of it, because if it was real I never would have been allowed to board my flight to Miami an hour later. Anyway, it was a mistake, and I just landed at the Miami airport. Damn.

—Johnny Knoxville

P.S. When I saw the bomb-sniffing dog, I thought, “Oh shit, I hope I didn’t bring any of my films in my backpack!”

That last line was funny, but poor wardrobe girl, first she had to blow Johnny and now she gets blamed for the fake grenade..

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These Could Scare Damien..

As if the members of Fall Out Boy haven't taken enough money from little scene kids all over the world, they've decided to bank on talking dolls. Apparently they've already had a line of action figures that have sold out, so why not make demean the Cabbage Patch doll by sewing FOB faces onto their poor little bodies. SOTA Toys is behind the line and the dolls will be priced around $22.99 and say different phrases when you squeeze them. I'm guessing Pete's will say, "Wanna see my wife's boobs??"

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Keeping Up With The Virgins

Remember the slut 22 year old girl who was selling her virginity to pay for college? Yea..I barely remembered her either, but apparently Natalie Dylan (not her real name for obvious reasons) said she would like socialite Kim Kardashian to break her in. Telling NY Daily News, “She’s really beautiful.” Adding I’m heterosexual, I just admire her beauty.”

The bidding for her innocence has reportedly reached $3.8 million dollars and she a book deal in the works. “I’m being smart,” Dylan said. “I don’t want to prematurely end something that’s bringing me opportunities,” she added. Dylan is auctioning off her virginity via the website of the famous Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada where prostitution is legal, so even though she's nasty and has no self respect, she's still legal :)

If it meant Kim could prolong her non-career and get some good press, I'm fairly certain she would be willing to take on the challenge of playing for the other team. Do you mind cameras Natalie?? I'm so proud of myself for not using any Bush/Tush references, go meee.

I hope an ABC Family movie is made out of her story starring Jamie Lynn Spears or someone along those lines, ah the memories.

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It Sucks To Be You Right Now: Piven Edition

Memo: Lay off the tuna before going to work. In another twist in the "Jeremy Piven Sushi Scandal," a producer of the broadway show Speed the Plow, (the show Piven had to drop out of after being "diagnosed" with mercury poisoning) said in a statement, "The producers of SPEED-THE-PLOW have officially filed a grievance with Actors' Equity re: Jeremy Piven's departure. A date for these proceedings is to be determined."

Wow folks, I guess kissing Shamu at your next trip to Seaworld might not be a good thing.

Jeremy's rep tells TMZ, "The claims made by the producers of Speed-the-Plow are absurd and outrageous. Mr. Piven's serious medical condition has been well documented by multiple physicians. He withdrew from the play due to medical necessity on the advice of his doctors, after he was hospitalized and warned by his physicians that enforced rest was necessary in order to avoid serious medical problems, including a heart attack. His symptoms included extreme fatigue, spacial problems, difficulty remembering his lines, difficulty maintaining his balance, and an alarmingly low resting heart rate. Mr. Piven followed his doctors' advice, although his forced withdrawal from the show was an enormous personal disappointment since it was a life-long dream to perform on Broadway."

You know, those sound like the same symptoms from extreme partying as well. Boozing it up can cause similar problems, but if Jeremy is to be believed, go out and get your high mercury levels tested!! Seriously, I actually like him as an actor, but this story is sooo bizarre.

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Like Giving Candy To A Kid

*Smacks forehead for Paris* Ms. Hilton lost her camera in a nightclub on New Year's Eve, where else would we expect her to lose the damn thing, at the local CVS? The nightclub was Trademark in Sydney, Australia and Paris was making a paid appearance at the Bongo Virus party..sounds like a funny party, perfect for Paris to be at.

Karen Griffin, the publicist for the party, said, "She lost it in the chaos. It must have fallen out of her bag," she adds, "She is disappointed as it has her personal photos of her visit on it. They are happy snaps and there are also some pictures from her trip to the snow before she came to Australia. It is the camera she had with her when she was on Bondi Beach."

Paris, you truly are a treat. You're the gift that keeps on giving. I hope for your sake you only took 200 head shots of yourself, gazing into a mirror at the divine perfection that is your face, with your head turned to the side so we don't notice how long your nose is and the "come hither" look in your eyes is front and center. Who am I kidding, there better be some ass on that memory card!!

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Sorry I Screwed Someone Else..

Oh Kendra, you silly rascal! You told everyone you got some ass on the side and since everyone was SHOCKED by that news, you feel the need to apologize for hurting the Hefster.

In an interview with E! News, Kendra Wilkinson says, "I'm more upset at myself with what I said, I'm really bad at interviews, and anyone who knows me knew I meant no harm...I'm a goofball. Mostly, I'm very sorry to have hurt Hef...Playboy made me who I am, and Hef has done more for me than anyone else."

She goes on to say, "In my heart, I will always love Hef and Playboy."

Kendra stopped by the mansion in person to say sowwy. "Hef was hurt, but he understands," she says. "He knows me and knows what came out of the article was not me at all."

It's okay Kendra, shame on us for thinking you were going to be faithful to Hef, we all know better than that ;p

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Nip Slip Gets A Whole New Meaning

Lily Allen did an interview for a Dutch TV talk show and among discussing her album, her rude remarks to Elton John and her Homer Simpson body art, she also managed to pull out her 3rd nipple!! This isn't the first time she's shown it, but the dude interviewing her actually touched it, which prompted Lily to say, "It gets hard when you touch it." That's just TMI.

What A Pity

As ladies, there are days when we don't feel shaving. It's not the funnest thing in the world to do. However, when you're fucking performing on stage, take the time to shave so everyone else isn't subjected to your pit hair.

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