You Spoiled My Appetite

The notoriously anorexic ultra thin celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe and her former client Nicole Richie were awfully close at the Byron & Tracey salon party, which was hosted by Zoe. The catty fighting, bitterness and laxatives seemed to be long gone and what passes for a smile in Hollywood was plastered on their bony faces.

Nicole, if you value your life and the fact that you're a mom now, you'll lose 88 more pounds via dumping Rachel Zoe as a friend.

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That's A Good Thing!

It's been reported this week that Nicole Richie wanted to pitch a reality show about her life with Joel Madden and their daughter Harlow. However, that was a big old bowl of lies according to her rep.

"Reports Nicole Richie is working on a reality TV show are unsubstantiated. This is false reporting."

Darn. I guess Nicole doesn't want to ruin her own life, Joel's life or the life of their baby. The ideas of ending up in rehab, breaking up with her "baby daddy" or having Harlow running around more screwed up than she was as a kid, just don't seem worth it to her anymore. Keep the brain screwed on tight Nicole, you're the only hope we have left for normalcy out of our young female socialites.

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