This Makes Me Thank God I Don't Have A Father

Will this blow hard ever shup up? Apparently not. Michael Lohan blogged once again about his daughter Lindsay and girlfriend Samantha Ronson. The blog is entitled "PLEASE HELP!!!" Note the 3 exclamation points, if it was only 1, I would question his motives. Here's the blog which was posted with pictures of Lindsay and her sister Ali shopping:

While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than SaMANtha, I am torn to see that SaMANtha has once again manipulated Lindsay into leaving her little sister in LA, only to join SaMANtha on another DJ gig in Boston.

Was this again, a means for SaMANtha to earn more money through Lindsay"s presence? Did SaMANtha's fee drop so much and so quickly when word got out that they parted ways? Are we so blind? Is Lindsay so blind? I know Dina and my kids aren't because they tell me so. But then again, why does Dina tell me one thing and do another?!

When a mother or father sees their child in turmoil (losing weight, not working, and purportedly cutting herself) are we supposed to stand by , remain silent and pretend it isn't happening? Or are we suppose to step to the plate and not care what people think, and do something about it?

Well, as you can see, I'm not going to sit back and let it slide.

I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.

Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn't used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha.

Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren't just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!

He has to use SaMANtha just like Perez Hilton, you know what they say, birds of a feather really fucking suck. I completely agree that Lindsay needs help, but Mikey, you're not helping the situation by putting Lindsay and Samantha on blast.

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You Make Me Want To Eat For You

So according to Lindsay Lohan's rep, Lindsay doesn't have an eating disorder. She says, “Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals.”

She ate two full meals? That's the best you can come up with? I didn't expect much coming from someone that claims asthma, exhaustion, heat and cutting herself on a teacup because went upstairs and was still wet from her shower and had lotion on so she slipped, but "she ate two full meals" is supposed to make people think she's eating? I guess those were the first and LAST 2 full meals she's had in 6 months.

I don't know what the stress in her life is, all she has to do is look good and not work, that's not hard. I really do feel for her though, she needs help and her "rep" should see that.

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Obama Brings Out The Love

LoRo were out and about this weekend in Washington D.C. at Declare Yourself's "A New Birth of Citizenship" inaugural ball. The event was hosted by Jessica Alba and celebrities in attendance included Usher, Jamie Foxx, Sarah Silverman and Hayden Panettiere. Performances by artists John Legend and Maroon 5 highlighted the evening.

This is the best I've seen Lindsay look in the last few months, Sam still looks anemic and in need of a truck load of In and Out burgers.

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Rehab Trip #4 Underway

I know, I thought it was a mannequin too!! All joking aside, this is serious. Lindsay Lohan was out shopping with her sister the other day and her shockingly thin arms are back again. There is nothing wrong with being thin and healthy, but when your muscle is wasting away and we can count every bone in your back, then maybe it's time to figure out what's going wrong in your life. Take 15 minutes out of your shopping, partying, drugging & drinking schedule to reaccess what you're actually doing to yourself and have a moment to recognize your not looking or living so healthy.

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Eating Out With Lo-Ro

Cheap shot, I know, I'm full of them ;P

On the boot heels of Lindsay's statement to Life & Style about never being broken up with Sam, the two had a lunch date in LA.

These 2 need a ticker at the bottom of them to let us know what the fuck is going on, seriously.

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Name Drop Much?

Lindsay Lohan is featured in the new issue of Interview Magazine and the reporter shooting the questions, was none other than 65 year old model/actress Lauren Hutton.

Lindsay opens up about about the paparazzi, her multiple car accidents, privacy and
whether she's earned the reputation that follows her. Here are a few quotes from the interview which can be read here.

"I wanted to be a movie star. But movie stars are not what they used to be. When I was a kid, I thought movie stars were women and men who were in these great films that we still look at now. But I don't think there are too many films coming out these days that we're going to look at in the future and say, "This is one of the great ones." Like, what is the great film that I will tell my children about? I'm still going to tell them about the old films, the Hitchcock films. And people my age don't even know who those people are. I can't even have a conversation with most people of my generation about that, because they'd be like, "Okay, she's a freak. Something's wrong with her." And the worst part is, in terms of what people see of me, I have become this girl who just loves to be photographed, doesn't know how to focus, doesn't know how to work on set, just loves the attention, knows how to go out at night, knows how to party. And you know what? I was 20 years old. I never went to college. And I lived maybe six months out of my life like that, doing something wrong, and then I stopped. God forbid I should have ever learned my lesson. But at this point it's so hard for people to even believe that there was a lesson to be learned at all, because they just think I'm wrong. All these people think I'm never going to be right, because it's more interesting to fabricate this other girl. Who wants to read a tabloid story about a girl who is doing well?"

Name dropping Heath Ledger, Pharrell and ScarJo:

"I mean, it's this business. Heath Ledger once said something about this to me. He said: "It's build you up to knock you down, and that's all it is. And you just have to see
if you can stand through it." And it is like that, if you put yourself in this situation. I was young, so maybe I did . . . I always wanted to take the blame. I've always been apologetic for other people's faults."

"You know who said something like that to me recently? Pharrell Williams. He's an amazing guy. He's only been really kind to me whenever I've met him. He said, "I'd love to make a great record with you, but I want to take you out of all the elements that you're used to. Let's go away. Let's go somewhere nice where you can be focused, and let's make an album there." I really respected that because not only is it hard for someone to just say something like that, it's nice that, as much as I admire him, he would even take the time to say that to me. But it's true. That's what it takes.

"What hurts me the most is that I work just as hard as any other actress around my age, like Scarlett Johansson, but I just don't get the opportunities that they get because people are so distracted by the mess that I created in my life. But that doesn't mean it's going to last forever."

You can't take one thing away from her, she takes one hell of a picture. Be a full time model Lilo! No acting or singing required!!

The February issue featuring cover girl Linds, hits stands on January 20th.

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The Love Lives On

On her way to her car, DJ Samantha Ronson was hit with verbal paparazzi spitballs, as they attempted to find out if Sam still loves Linds. I agree Sam, that is a stupid question.