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People who are saying Barack Obama called Jessica Simpson fat during his interview with Matt Lauer, should actually watch the interview. The President, his wife and two daughters are featured in the new US weekly, however Barack was bumped from the cover so the more tantalizing story of Jessica Simpson's weight gain could be addressed for the millionth time this week.

"Yeah, it's a little hurtful," he says, "You got replaced by Jessica Simpson!" interrupted Matt Lauer, and then Barack pointed to the magazine headline reading, "Who's in a weight battle, apparently. Oh well!" He didn't sit there and call her a fat ass as some people have said. Not my Obama!

Here is a photo of the magazine cover and if you don't feel like watching the entire interview, even though you should as a concerned American, just stop it right before the 11th minute to hear his Simpson response.

No word on how he feels about Jennifer Aniston being alone again. Fuck John Mayer.


Image: Us Weekly

You're Half Right Kim

Not that Kim has anything better to do with her time, but in an act of true selflessness she did an interview with People magazine, coming to the defense of Jessica Simpson. The singer is flaunting a more bootylicious *ew I said that* figure these days and the American public just can't handle it.

"Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture, I was like, 'Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!' "I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous."

"I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there's nothing wrong it."

She goes on to say, "It doesn't really bother me anymore. I love curves. Being super skinny just isn't attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, 'You know what? Leave Jessica alone!' She's fabulous, she's a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it."

I agree with her about Jessica, but the outfit? Are you fucking blind? That outfit was worse than any white trash attire I've come across at my local dollar store. Trust me Kim!

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