Pop Stars Can Pray?

Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls (the only one people care to remember) has been quoted as saying she wants to pray with Britney, bitch! The singer and her group are reportedly opening up for Ms. Spears on her Circus tour and Nicole says, "Britney is a good friend of mine. I'm looking forward to getting together and having some quiet prayer meetings with her. And I'll be there to talk through whatever she is going through. She has been through a tough time and it's important to get together to pray and meditate."

"I will even babysit her kids if she babysits mine one day!"

For the record, Nicole doesn't have kids yet. Thank God. If she has any sense, she'll leave her kids with the other Pussycat Dolls; Sleepy, Chewy, Skanky and Doc.

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$14 Million Worth Of Crazy

It's been reported this week that Britney Spears has either signed or is in talks to sign a 3-5 book deal worth anywhere from $14 to $21 million!! Let's lowball it and say she signs the deal for $14 million. Are you fucking serious?? You know she would have done it for $1 million, she's not making Baby One More Time money anymore folks. I thought everyones questions got answered with the documentary anyway, what more do we need to know?!? Can you hear my sarcasm? I hope it's coming across.

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Britney Is The Smart One

Britney Spears is featured again on this week's cover of OK! magazine, I swear either her or Angelina Jolie must hold the record for most covers of these damn trash rags.

I have no clue what the article is about because the cover headline of the magazine simply says, "10 Years Later, WHAT PRICE FAME?" What price fame? I know that someone at OK! magazine had to have gone to college..or high school..or elementary school..pre-K maybe? I can my 6 year old sister to proofread, she works for real cheap: lollipops and baby dolls ;)

Image: OK! Magazine